Goodbye Anna, Hello Melissa
With the signing of Jose Lima to a minor league contract yesterday the Mets brought in an excellent replacement for those who feel that something is missing since Anna Benson and her husband, Kris Benson, were traded to Baltimore. That replacement is Melissa Lima, Jose’s wife.
There’s a picture of Melissa circulating around Mets related blogs today. That picture is a side view of Melissa standing next to Jose the day he sang the national anthem at Dodger Stadium during the 2004 season. For those who need something more to look at I present the following frontal view taken the same day (click the image to see a larger version):
I also found the following image on SPORTSbyBROOKS, a website run by Brooks Melchior, an L.A. sports radio host. The picture is of Brooks and Drew Curtis of Fark.com with Melissa sitting between them. (Click the image to see a larger version.)
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First off everyone in Houston knows Melissa was never married to Lima, they were only common-law. All the wives on the astros’ hated her. She hasn’t been with Lima since he played in LA. They split up after Lima got sued for giving some chick herpes (not his common-law but one of his many others). You got to figure Melissa has herpes too, I’m sure that’s why they aren’t together anymore, he probably gave it to her. As bad as Anna was you guys were better off with her than with Melissa.
to the guy putting down melissa, you don’t know what your talking about. you’re just a loser who has nothing better to do than put other people down. i know melissa personally and she is just to good for jose that’s why she divorced him. and if the astro wives hated her it’s just because they were jealous because they were homely and had nothing going for them besides their husbands and melissa actually had a life of her own. seems to me, wherever she went she had guys drooling all over her. she’s fabulous and she’s not a trashy stripper from the trailer park like anna. at least she has class. get a life…
Please! She’s white trash from Seattle, and she got knocked up with Lima’s kid and that’s the only reason he even stayed with her (mind you I said stayed with her, but never married her!) Everyone knows that Lima had to beg the other astros wives to even let the hoe on the team plane cause she wasn’t a “wife”, and only wives are allowed on the team plane. BTW the only reason guys even bother to talk to her is cause every guy in Houston knows they can get some real money out of her and shopping spheres. She has to pay guys to be with her, I’ve met her face to face and she looks just like trailer park trash. Not to mention she has herpes now. Oh yea ask her about all the bartenders she done in Houston, there’s a team of them, I hear she tips well LMAO!
I share an office with my buddy who met Melissa’s mom on yahoo personal’s. She set up a date with her daughter and they dated for over 6 months. Melissa did not have herpes, but Jose did. Melissa is a total ho and so is Jose. Their kid is a great kid but totally screwed up because his parents are idiots. She does however have fantastic looking mammy’s. My buddy loves to take pics!
all of u guys dont know nothing about what you are saying. i dated melissa for 8 months and yes shes a hoe. she was great in bed but while being with me she was f***ing my other 2 roommates. i played with jose and never told this to anyone. that girl was having sex with 5 different guys at the same time how about that?
The comments on this post are getting too out of hand. Though I occasionally comment on the racier side of players lives I like to at least keep the language clean. If I see more four letter words here I’m going to have to close commenting on this post.
interesting comments….the fact that people are pretending to have tapped melissa lima and are now calling her a hoe and other derogatory names doesnt say much for those who “claim” to have sampled her favors. if melissa is a hoe does this mean that those who have sex with her are lying pieces of steaming dung…seriously…all you guys who pretend to have !@#$ melissa should get together and share your melissa stories…
To anyone who may stumble across this website, I would just like to clear up a few things. First, I’m not sure what’s more pathetic, lying on a random internet blog about having slept with someone, or reading those lies and believing them. I know Melissa personally, and no, not through my buddy’s friend’s mom’s accountant.. Melissa is an incredibly nice, down to earth, sweet girl who definitely does not sleep around, and who never cheated on Jose. She left him after she heard (on the news, no less) that he, HE was cheating on her.
My guess would be that no one who has posted before me knows anything about Melissa other than what they have read as they pathetically scour the internet for information about her like the perverts that they are.
Melissa does house work (painting, etc) on the side. DO NOT USE HER. She is extremely unprofessional in every aspect. Her work ethic and overall quality is very poor. I wish I had known this earlier.
Ridiculous:
You pretending to know this girl is more pathetic than any one who claims to have “slept” with her. What, do you think Whore’s are not nice and down to earth? I remember watching the three of them (Lima + Whore + Love child) on a Houston Morning TV show where he told the entire watching audience that they screwed on the first date. He thought it was hilarious. She was embaressed and punched him in the arm.
Get real Sweetie.
No, that’s not sleeping around
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